After Receiving Zero Napkins From Sonic Drive-Thru, Local Food Blogger Writes Scathing Review

Local food blogger Seth Franklin was forced to eat Sonic’s new Asian Boneless Chicken Wings with his hands while driving home from his impromptu 11:30 pm snack run last night. “It was embarrassing,” he said. The resulting lede on Mr. Franklin’s Yelp review was only slightly less flavorful than the wings themselves: “Sonic seems to think they can give you a fork but no napkins, but that really limits options. I mean, who uses a fork while driving in the dark?” When asked why he couldn’t have waited until arriving home to consume the wings, Franklin said, “I’m still finding sticky spots on the steering wheel, radio, and seat belt. You’d think that Sonic would be more professional.”

Before publishing this story we confronted a Sonic manager who referred all complaints to the Wendy’s corporate office.

 Local food blogger Seth Franklin devours some type of cake.

Local food blogger Seth Franklin devours some type of cake.